A unusual human-like creature, that has feet that are 20 feet long. Though they are hard to spot in public due to their feet camouflage ability. The only actual sittings have been at night when they have been seen standing 20 feet from a crosswalk. Car headlights cause there feet to have a light white-ish glare.
A man was spotted standing 20 feet from the crosswalk during the day waving is arms and yelling at traffic that would not stop. For they did not know it was a Jalopagan.
by Jalopagan November 11, 2022
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