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Hydrogen Peroxide

Something that can kill you if you drink it!
Its formula is H2O2!
It is proof that oxygen is like the human race... murdering as well as life-sustaining.

PS... It is not all bad, it can be used as a steriliser and as a teeth whitener, just DON'T DRINK IT!
Guy 1: I need a drink... Ahhh a cup of water.
Guy 2: DON'T THAT'S HYDROGEN PEROXIDE, IT'LL KILL YOU!!!
Guy 1: Relax m8, it's just an extra oxygen atom...
Guy 2: But Oxygen is like the human race... it's...
(Guy 1 goes all pale and dies)
Guy 2: NOOOO, H2O2 kills... I didn't make that obvious??? WAAAAAAAA
by Itz Rob May 23, 2016
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hydrogenated fart

A fart performed underwater or that must go through water (ie in the shower) that must mix with left over oxygen in the H2O or something, coz dis shit stinks!
I drop these H-Bombs at your sister's pool party ha ha ha.

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You dolt!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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Hydrogen Bomb

A damn huge mo-fo missle. Worse then the Atomic Bomb by like 2,000,000 times, or something.

Rules for Handleing an "H-Bomb"
1. Dont let your friend (And you know which one I'm talking about) throw rocks at it. (See I told you you knew)
2. Dont try and use it as a flotation device.
3. In case of fire, f*****g run!
4. Don't talk about it on the phone, becuase the government is listing.....always....
5. Do not try to dress it up and tell your mom that you met a nice Afgany girl (...but you've never seen her face...) or just try to avoid playing dress up at all.
6. Do not try to ingest it.
7. It is not a snow sled.
8. You should not attempt to open a beer on it.
9. At all costs try to avoid reproducing in the vicinity of it (I don't know something about friction..blah..blah..blah..)
10. Don't listin to what other people tell you on this site (They might be trying to steal it and use it to their own personal plot)
11. If you see a flash, duck and cover. (When has that not worked? <Reference to that episode of South Park®, only it wasn't a bomb it was a Volcano...well its kindda the same thing {..almost}>)

For more information on Hydrogen Bombs
play "Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty" By Hideo Kojima, and produced by Konami
Or
Take a Chemistry class at your local community college so you might be able to use your education to get money and move out of your moms basement because she's be buggin' me to get you out.
Move your a** out of the house or we'll "H-bomb" this mo-fo.
Or
"Excuse me Mr.Terrorist would you like to purchase a Hydrogen Bomb?"
by Professor Green Ph.D July 30, 2008
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partially hydrogenated soybean oil

The most scariest, worst thing in the world, most often found in foods
"Ahh watch out... that may contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil!"
by Dana November 4, 2004
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Hydrogen'd

Hydrogen, as we all know, has Atomic Number 1 and can be considered as the most basic element known. Hydrogen'd originated from Soldier-Front which meant "one person team." This happens when a situation of 3 or more people goes against only 1 person on the other team and at the end, the lone person wins the round. It basically means 1 man team.
That sniper Hydrogen'd the blue team for three consecutive rounds.
by Mark Espiritu February 1, 2008
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Hydrogen

A suggestion considered when sober. This suggestion is often used when one is sober and thinks to what his/hers high self would do. Adapted from the word ¨High suggestion ¨ which said repeatedly can emulate the word ¨Hydrogen¨.
I was solving a puzzle with Alexis and got stuck until she pitched me a hydrogen that we could do the corners first.
by matthewleeeeeeeee January 11, 2022
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hydrogen sulfide

A gas which is highly flammable, toxic and smelly in nature. By fermenting poo you can make some of this.
It is used to describe:
1. Some useless thing which is only used to detect danger. (It has strong odor and highly toxic)
2. Something really cringeworthy with a notable presence. (A revolting odor with toxin)
3. Really annoying thing you cannot get rid of. (It's a gas)
4. Convincing them to suicide, by intaking this gas, which will kill you in minutes.
5. Describing things that belongs to a lower class, as hydrogen sulfide is present near ocean beds to feed the organisms down there, which is low-class.
In chemistry its formula is H2S.
The PewDiePie fanbase is getting cancerous as ever, it is nothing other than hydrogen sulfide.
by A dying goat September 8, 2017
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