Hornswoggler

A Hornswoggler is a person who lies, cheats and deceives. A liar

The Hornswoggler promised to clean the swamp when elected and to never take a vacation.

by Velobill November 2, 2019

hornswagger dumpling whore

a person who is a whore/hoe but says, "Hornswagger dumpling!"

Rob: "The lady rejected me, hornswagger dumpling!"
Bob: Shut the fuck up, whore! You're suck a hornswagger dumpling whore!

by NoobingAroundTheUrban June 1, 2023

hornswaggled

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

by nick April 19, 2004

hornswaggled

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

hornsnoggle

the act of sticking your penis up your sleeping friend's nostril.

I hornsnoggled Tim after he passed out last night.

by Skott S July 14, 2007

Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswagled

The act of purposefully getting sexual pleasure to the point of climax, and not returning the favor.

He ate my pussy, and then I fell a sleep. You hornswaggler!

by Anonymous July 9, 2003