headliner

An event that is momentous in your life

Guy 1:OMG!! i got my dick sucked for the first time!!

Guy 2: well.. that's a headliner..

by mAGIK bUS April 15, 2005

headline

A short saying, quote, lyrics, etc.. used on MySpace. This saying goes right next to your picture in quotation marks.

MySpace headline:
1) I love Josh!
2) To be or not to be? That is the question!
3) I can't make it on my own.. because my heart is in Ohio!

by oooh_shiny August 14, 2007

headlines headlines fuck it man

A quote by the Choi Hansol. Meaning to fuck shit up and become one of the higher caliber.

Me: What do you want to do tonight?
Choi Hansol: Headlines Headlines fuck it man!

by ingridclifford1995 March 30, 2016

HeadiCare

When your BF/GF is feeling down/unwell or is really hungover so you go down on them to make them feel better.

(Pun on the word MediCare, a pharmacy in the UK)

After last nights party Stephen was in need of some HeadiCare.

After a bad day at work, Alex tried cheering Linda up with some HeadiCare

by T075 March 10, 2021

Headline Bulimia

the uncontrollable urge to regurgitate upon reading negative, disgusting headlines in the news.

" read about the Lord of the Flies behavior in Kabul.....Headline Bulimia hit me..."

by watapama September 3, 2009

headiness

1. A state of confusion, dizziness, or slight vertigo often after a acutely traumatic event.

2. Alcohol intoxication.

3. Bluntness, lacking tact, and stubborn.

Man, Ryan really experienced true headiness when I smacked him across his face with my fat cock.

by Shik February 3, 2005

Headliner

n. A male/female who looks at everything below the head of prospective mates/sex partners to determine attractiveness. The products of a sex-crazed society.

Knobber: Hey bras, check it. Look at the rack on that hobag.
Stan: Dude, her face looks like dog meat.
Knobber: Man, I ain't interested in her for her face. Ouch!! SSsssss.
Stan: Fucking headliner.

by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005