Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!

"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010

handheld pickle cannon

A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.

Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

handclaps

a songs with a beat that makes you dance and clap your hands.

touch the sky by kanye west is such a handclaps song

by lksdfn September 17, 2006

Handcest

Incest but with only hands

Cousin Stacy and I had a good ole handcest session last week, after grandmas funeral

by Ein funnytoast December 17, 2019

Handheld

Firearm or gun, usualy of a size wielded with one hand but can also mean all kinds of firearms. Slang usualy used by YouTubers due to TouTube's stupid rules about avoiding any kind of buzzword so the content creator wont be de-monetized.

"...then fires his handheld five times at the monster before he turn it upon himself as he realize the monster can't be hurt."

by Marstein81 September 25, 2020

handheld

Some thing that you can hold. Duh

This PSP is a Handheld device.....N00b

by TheBitchiestBitch January 22, 2015

Handheld Boyfriend

your first boyfriend who you only hold hands with.

my handheld boyfriend and i hung out with each other at recesses

by Sprawl IX April 16, 2010