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Handheld 

Firearm or gun, usualy of a size wielded with one hand but can also mean all kinds of firearms. Slang usualy used by YouTubers due to TouTube's stupid rules about avoiding any kind of buzzword so the content creator wont be de-monetized.
"...then fires his handheld five times at the monster before he turn it upon himself as he realize the monster can't be hurt."
Handheld by Marstein81 September 25, 2020
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handheld 

Some thing that you can hold. Duh
This PSP is a Handheld device.....N00b
handheld by TheBitchiestBitch January 22, 2015

handheld portal device 

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.
Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)
handheld portal device by DrTrex February 1, 2014

Handheld Meat Salad 

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.

handheld pickle cannon 

A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.
Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.

Handheld Boyfriend 

your first boyfriend who you only hold hands with.
my handheld boyfriend and i hung out with each other at recesses
Handheld Boyfriend by Sprawl IX April 16, 2010

Handheld vagur 

It's a tool used to eat various flavors of chips (particularly microwaveable ones) and has originated in chile and has become part of thier culture. This tool is also commonly used to kill the deadly snakes there.
"Hey after you're done eating those microwaveable chips can you go out and kill the snakes on the porch with that handheld vagur?"