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handheld 

Some thing that you can hold. Duh
This PSP is a Handheld device.....N00b
handheld by TheBitchiestBitch January 22, 2015

handheld portal device 

The Aperture science handheld portal device(ASHPD)is a device found in the puzzle game created by Valve , portal and portal 2.It's used to create two portals, when you enter one,you come out of the other one.This device is used to solve diffrent, easy and difficult puzzles.
Ummm....Just go and play portal 2 to see the handheld portal device.(it's amazing)
handheld portal device by DrTrex February 1, 2014

Handheld Meat Salad 

A #Hoagie or #Submarine Sandwich minus the delicious bread and Rolled in Tasteless Lettuce. Not a sandwich at all.

A #Salad that almost stays together disguising itself as a Sandwich.

A #Lettuce Wrap
Customer: "Hi college dropout... can I get the Number 1 as a Lettuce Wrap?" Sandwich Artist: "Oh you mean the Handheld Meat Salad."

I see you ruined your Sub by ordering it as a Handheld Meat Salad.
Handheld Meat Salad by DSeanK May 13, 2021

handheld pickle cannon 

A rather large, handheld gun that fires pickles or other pickle-shaped objects. Favored weapon of the anal marauder, who likes to assault victims from a distance, then close in for the violation.
Peter got hit in the eye by a mysterious vegetable shot from a handheld pickle cannon. He was one of the lucky ones.

Handheld Boyfriend 

your first boyfriend who you only hold hands with.
my handheld boyfriend and i hung out with each other at recesses
Handheld Boyfriend by Sprawl IX April 16, 2010

Handheld vagur 

It's a tool used to eat various flavors of chips (particularly microwaveable ones) and has originated in chile and has become part of thier culture. This tool is also commonly used to kill the deadly snakes there.
"Hey after you're done eating those microwaveable chips can you go out and kill the snakes on the porch with that handheld vagur?"
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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