Hairbrush Lookin Ass 

a guy who is always horny and wants to fuck his closest female-friend

Girl: what was hairbrush lookin ass doing in English class?
Boy: oh, he was masturbating to a refrigerator commercial

Hairbrush Lookin Ass by the_guy_boy March 5, 2019

hairbrushin 

where you insert a brush in the vagina.

Memory was hairbrushin last night.

hairbrushin by Linda Persum June 20, 2006

Ginger's Hairbrush 

When a person wearing braces orally pleasures a female natural redhead, or firecrotch.

Billy had to visit the orthodontist after giving Molly the Ginger's Hairbrush went bad.

Ginger's Hairbrush by TheBigOne February 21, 2005

hairbrush harlot 

a person who uses exclusive and very obviously uses hair brush as their toy of choice, this person tries desperately and fails to cover up their actions with blatant lies.

Wendy: "Uh Mary what is that brush in next to your bed for"

Mary: "For brushing my hair"

Wendy (to other girl in the room): She's totally a hairbrush harlot

hairbrush harlot by Derrick Prolaunge December 20, 2022

hairror 

When somebody is said to have a horror of a hairstyle, it is a hairor. It is a hairstyle that, when viewed by unsuspecting eyes, causes bloodloss of the eyes and an urge to attack the hairror with scissors or a lawnmower.

Donald Trump is a hairror. Mullets. Richard Simmons.

hairror by GreXican April 24, 2006

Purple Hairbrush 

An item normally used for brushing your hair, but altered to being used as a sex toy to pleasure ones self.

She was brushing her hair, and got a sudden urge to pleasure her self with her purple hairbrush.

Purple Hairbrush by WhatABigYikes May 28, 2018

Hairbortion 

Getting the worst haircut/style of your life; usually just before an important event like your wedding or a job interview.

Arghh, usual stylist wasnt in and the new preformed a late term hairbortion my highlights.

Hairbortion by myhusbandisdelicious September 20, 2010