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1. noun, a large congregation of hippies, esp. of the smelly & hairy variety

2. verb, to grow one's hair out to an unreasonable length

3. noun (slang), a really moldy piece of food, so moldy in fact, that it is of uncertain origin
1. If you walk through a hairt, you won't walk out the other side without an std.

2. - 'Holy crap, that guy looks like a girl.'
-- 'Yeah, he's hairtin' like Cher.'

3. - 'Is that dookie?'
-- 'Iono man, it looks kinda like a tennis ball.'
(poke)
-- 'Goddamn it, it's a hairt.'
hairt by meteoritekid October 18, 2007
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A person or persons who does something that is out of the ordinary, ignorant, ridiculous, or just plain annoying.
A cop is waving traffic and he directs two cars into an accident. That cop would be reffered to as a hairal. i.e. "That cop was such a hairal!"
hairal by Tom(SkiBum) December 14, 2008
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Seeing your hairdresser as a therapist, someone you can freely confide in and gain support from.
The soothing act of having your hair done, and walking away looking and feeling good.
girl #1: "I'm so stressed over this break up."
girl #2: "All you need is some good hairapy."
hairapy by Smart Blond February 22, 2008
What you call a guy with a good ratio of girls. 1 guy walking down a street with multiple girls.
Check out haratio over there, one of them has to be his girlfriend
Haratio by Kramertamer July 7, 2010
A last name loved by god its self esmerelda.
That's Mr.Hanratty I heard the god esmerelda is in love with him!
Hanratty by god_esmerelda November 19, 2019

I.G.U. Hairstyle 

A short, mannish hairstyle typically worn by middle-aged women. By adopting this hairstyle, a woman sends the clear message that "I Give Up" on trying to look either stylish or attractive.
I guess Bob's wife Carol just doesn't care anymore. First she put on an extra 30 pounds, and now she is sporting an I.G.U. hairstyle.
I.G.U. Hairstyle by LittleMich68 September 15, 2009
One who has mastered all martial arts known to man and has a variety of arsenals at their disposal.
There is currently no one in existence to master every form of martial arts, Harata, but there are people who are close. Bruce lee, whom has knowledge in a variety of martial arts, also has deadly weapon skills to go with.
Harata by somebodyhaha April 17, 2010