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girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the act of doing exercises to make your penis more girthy. Some exercises include stretching out the penis horizontally to make it look wider.
My dick is ten times more girthy now after I started girthmaxing
by Vulcan69pleaze February 17, 2024
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girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the act of making your penis horizontally wider. Smushing your penis on a flat surface over time works best.
I’ve been girthmaxing latley and it’s made my dick look so much wider
by RedHotBiscuits February 25, 2024
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girthmax

Jelqing horizontally; Reverse Jelqing
Did you see Christian Ruballos' chode?? He definitely Girthmaxes
by anonymous February 29, 2024
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girthmaxing

The act of smashing or squishing one’s penis until it has a wider circumference than the actual length of the penis
I’ve been girthmaxing for weeks now and now I can’t stop pissing blood.
by RemedyV2 March 2, 2024
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girthsmaxxing

A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches
“bro I was girthsmaxxing for a week straight, and my dick grew an inch in diameter!
by the big jelq March 18, 2024
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Girthmaxing

Girthmaxing is the relentless pursuit of personal growth and self-improvement, aimed at expanding one's cock, confidence, and vitality to their maximum potential. Inflating one's own dick frees a man from their earthly limitations and grants them the ability to take hold of their own life. It embodies a dedication to fitness, nutrition, and overall well-being, empowering individuals to enhance their physical stature and command attention with an undeniable aura of strength and vitality. Girthmaxing is not merely about superficial gains, but about embracing a lifestyle of discipline, determination, and resilience to become the strongest, most vibrant version of oneself, both inside and out.
I spent the summer girthmaxing on the Huashan Mountains and came back a different man.

Sorry I can't come into work today. I was girthmaxing all night and I have torn in my aorta.
by Girthydave April 5, 2024
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girthmax

Girthmaxxing is the act of rubbing your penis so hard, to the point where it increases in girth. Very sigma people do it. If you don’t, you’re a beta.
Hey man did you girthmaxx today?”
“Oh, of course man!”
by sigmatoilet26 May 3, 2024
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