Fuckturd 

An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.

I'm so relieved she's giving up our fuckturd for adoption.

Fuckturd by jimmytango7 July 18, 2012

fuckturd 

A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.

I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.

fuckturd by bhangradt September 30, 2011

Fuckturd 

1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.

2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.

"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."

Fuckturd by Trans-AmIam November 2, 2017

fucktura 

A type of bill you will get if you copy a photographers work without permission.

Im sending him a fucktura for illegal use

fucktura by Angry Photographer August 13, 2018