Fucklance 

a womens masturbational tool, long stick with prop attached most. used for pleasuring other women from a distance.

men can use this on they're wifes if they are lazy.

a dirogotory term between youths.

the pole that attach's to part of a sex machine.

dildo on a stick.

"honey can you get me the uhhh whats that part called? the fucklance for the machine...?"

"you fucklance you popped the lung"

"bitch get me the fucklance"

"man that toke made feel fucklanced"

Fucklance by Raide The Sasquatch December 28, 2009

Fuckangel

Somebody who is a sweet angel and a innocent child with a clean mind until you get too comfortable with them.

"I like geometry. My favorite line: F-U. My favorite angle: ∠GFY."
"What a Fuckangel."

Fuckangel by UnicornMe December 2, 2016

Fuckander

Someone who during sex has their mind wander watching tv, calling the wrong name or simply not there mentally

This fuckander I was porking was eating an apple while we did it, so unhot

Fuckander by Davedale July 15, 2019

fuckanese 

Confused/foreign languages entered in the Canada rooms of HI-5 that makes people look like horny and sexually confused morons.

Loser: "chicas por European chico..."
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "flowers for pretty woman - i nice guy"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "any ladies wanna chat with a european"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

or

Loser: "my dick 21cm girls boys see me"
Cool: "oh no fuckanese!"

fuckanese by Glebite May 27, 2006

Fuckwanked 

Drunk.

Fuck + wank + ed

I was absolutely fuckwanked last night.

Fuckwanked by Tom April 26, 2004

fuckcone 

one who is lacking in intelligence; Usually due to a short attention span, or simply a refusal to get acquainted with what is going on.

syn: dumbass, tard, moron

source: brainkandy87, March 03.

"Welcome to last year, fuckcone."

"Go crawl into a hole and die, fuckcone."

fuckcone by ziggyfeed August 20, 2004

fuckahoe 

the act of giving up on trying to get with a girl after a while of continuously trying to.

Taylor- I"ve been trying to get with this girl for so long and its not going anywhere! wtf
Adam- Well then i guess its time to fuckahoe!

fuckahoe by Jizmar July 31, 2009