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A despicable, revolting and abhorrent human being or thing that you'd want to see fucked with a canoe.
Bob: "Ayy lmao suck my dick you stupid motherfucker"

Kevin: "Shut the fuck up Bob you fuckcanoe"
by IAmOmnipotent July 10, 2016
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