turd-fondler

The implication that a person indulges in the fondling of fecal matter. A thoroughly despicable person often of dubious legitimacy and sexual ambivalence.

Kevin is a world-class turd-fondler.

by Martin Burns April 27, 2006

Frindle

a writing tool that uses ink; a pen

"Hey I need to write down my grocery list, do you have a Frindle?

by pseudonym123456789990000000000 December 29, 2011

Pocket fondle

When one sits directly behind or diagonal to someone in a class when they are really bored they stick their foot inside of that persons pocket and see how long they can hold it in for and fondle around.
Best to play when someone is extremely homophobic or just playing gay chicken with somebody.

Dude I pocket fondled sween dawg for like 30 seconds today

by gabriel92 May 14, 2009

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Frindle

A writing utensil, usually filled with ink. Used for writing and drawing all around the world. See pen. The word frindle was first introduced in the Andrew Clements book Frindle.

Mike put down his frindle after writing for hours.

by gadgetatorblog.blogspot.com March 9, 2011

frindle

A made up word meaning pen from a book called Frindle written for children.

"Since i read the book, now i'm only going to say frindle. I'll never say pen again

by Clarrissa Langley April 27, 2004

Fondling

To grab and touch and feel oneself or others in a sexual manner. (To Fondle)

1: "Ew! Did you see that guy fondling himself on the park bench?"

2: "I love how she fondles herself so provocatively."

3: "Is ok of I fondle myself infront of you?"

by Elikipiki August 15, 2018