Frusturbate 

Frustrating masturbation.

"None of those neckbeards will get laid, they'll go home and frusturbate over their anime collection."

Frusturbate by Captain & Tennille August 24, 2011

Frasturbation 

The posting of embarrassing, controversial or otherwise inappropriate material to ones own facebook profile in an effort to garner comments, likes and other attention.

Self frape used as an attention seeking behavior

Man, no one would bother fraping that guy. That's clearly frasturbation, the sad git.

Frasturbation by Tab101 May 14, 2011

Flasturbate 

A verb, meaning to masturbate at speeds exceeding 55 mph. If you ever masturbated in a moving car or on an airplane that was not Flasturbating. It was masturbating in a car or an airplane. Flasturbation has to do with the speed of you hand.

The flash doesn't masturbate, he flasturbates.

Flasturbate by Seuse November 29, 2003

fasturbate 

the act of pleasuring oneself quickly so that they can get off before their roommates come back.

"Dude, why are you so sweaty?"

"While you were in the bathroom, I felt the need to fasturbate."

fasturbate by CasimirdaGreat October 28, 2012

fratsturbate

The act of boosting your self confidence with fellow members of your fraternity

Ex 1 : Sam decided not to go out by fear of rejection, he fratsturbated instead
Ex 2 : Sam, nobody wants you here, go back to fratsturbating.

fraternity fratboy frat

fratsturbate by MrRock151 October 8, 2016

Fapturbate 

Masturbating in a way that where your hand slaps and or slapping your scrotum while stroking down to make a smacking noise.

My friend and I had a fapturbating contest we wanted to see who could do it louder before teachers outside the bathroom could hear us. When we fapturbate our scrotums get so red from the smacking.

Fapturbate by Scrotum Slayer May 15, 2018

Fasturbate 

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

Fasturbate by Sarga April 2, 2008