frusturbation

The verbal mating dance people do when one of them refuses to put out for a while at the start of a relationship.

My sister and her bf engage in repeated acts of frusturbation as they wend their way towards eventual release.

by zoodonkey December 30, 2013

fasturbating

Like fasting, but with masturbation. Going an extended period of time without masturbating.

I've been fasturbating for over a month. I have some serious blue balls.

by johnhandoncock69420 October 17, 2015

fasturbation

rapid sexual self gratification performed during a period of religious abstinence or in-between normal business hours.

im too busy to masturbate i can only manage fasturbation until this workload lets/lents up

by insomniacal maniac September 1, 2009

Fapsturbation

To masturbate vigorously enough for it to be clearly audible to anyone in the vicinity.

Josh: Were you just playing with a paddle ball?
Ray: No, that was the sweet sound of Fapsturbation.

by Faghat July 29, 2012

Frasturbation

The posting of embarrassing, controversial or otherwise inappropriate material to ones own facebook profile in an effort to garner comments, likes and other attention.

Self frape used as an attention seeking behavior

Man, no one would bother fraping that guy. That's clearly frasturbation, the sad git.

by Tab101 May 14, 2011

Lasturbation

When a female masturbates by pulling their pants up to the point where the pants wedge in between the two vaginal lips and rub the clitoris.

Girl 1: How do you like to masturbate?

Girl 2: I like to put my jammies on and pull them up so it feels good on my pussy, otherwise known as lasturbation.

Girl 1: Wow, that is interesting

Girl 2: Yeah, I'm a frequent lasturbator.

by Phil Spinelli March 5, 2009

Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008