fauxgressive

Someone who hates President Barack Obama and pretends to be a progressive to make the hatred look like it's coming from within the Democratic Party.

Sally has voted Republican for 30 years, but she calls herself a "progressive" now to make it seem like the Democratic Party is splintering. She's a fauxgressive.

by Deej_09 August 23, 2011

fauxgot

A fake forgetting to deny responsibility.

"He took my number and never called. He's a douche bag. I saw him later at Crunch. He said he didn't remember that he said he'd call, but I think he totally fauxgot.

by xtyfr March 31, 2009

fauxggot

(p.n., foh-gut) a straight person that is easily mistaken for a gay person via a gay's gaydar.

dave: dude idris elba totally giving me at least some bi vibes
jake: dude he's straight
dave: ugh i guess hes just a fauxggot then

by brokemachinebroke February 17, 2019

fauxrotic

Something which at first seems of a pornographic and sensuous quality, only to realize that by some illusion - Photoshop or otherwise - it is in fact a gross picture that is only graphic in a disgusting way.

Hansen: I wonder what's so weird and NSFW about this PS3 ad starring who seems like Christiano Ronaldo **scrolls** ok...a naked man **scrolls**...with his...THUMB as his dick, between his legs WTF
Bob: That shit will turn no one on, it is fauxrotic, let's go play Halo 3

by Mazi A May 15, 2008

fauxropean

Someone who fakes being European, by using European phrases and/or a faux accent.

Jonas: Facebook is such a plotter.
Kedrick: Yeah, okay, fauxropean.

by kedrickclarke April 26, 2010

Fauxfro

Someone that is black and tries to look and dress like Lenny Kravitz but their afro is still growing out!

Faux == "fake".

Fro -- "afro".

Fauxfro!

That dude has a fauxfro!

by bellevuehillbilly July 19, 2011

fauxrony

The abject failure to be ironic while succeeding only in sad self-description.

An example of fauxrony would be a store ironically named "Posh" in an upscale town.

by spills December 30, 2013