fauxrony

The abject failure to be ironic while succeeding only in sad self-description.

An example of fauxrony would be a store ironically named "Posh" in an upscale town.

fauxrony by spills December 30, 2013

Fauxronic 

Improperly ironic.

"That hipster over there doesn't understand irony. He's totally Fauxronic."

Person 1: "We start off in diapers and we end up in diapers, how ironic!"
Person 2: "That's not ironic, that's fauxronic."

Fauxronic by Aschedjidoi November 27, 2009

Fauxronavirus

A medical syndrome in which the patient develops symptoms identical to Coronavirus - eg sore throat, coughing, fever.

Patient later tests negative for Coronavirus.

Fauxronavirus can be caused by other cold and flu viruses, or can be a case of hypochondria.

Also known as Fauxvid-19 and SARS-Faux-V-2.

Oh man I felt so unwell and was worried that I had Coronavirus. But luckily it just turned out to be Fauxronavirus!

Fauxronavirus by Moccodile December 24, 2021

Fauxrona 

Having COVID symptoms after getting your second vaccine.

I’m suffering from Fauxrona

Fauxrona by MPJ88 January 29, 2021