Heroin makes you a loser, coke makes you an asshole, crack is just plain dumb. I'm afraid of acid, I hate liquor and I'm morally opposed to pills. I'm a weed fascist, and I love you.
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Someone who thinks or speaks condescendingly to others who aren't as concerned with inches of muscle, percent body fat, Creatine, protein shakes or marathon running as s/he is.
"That guy's been staring at you for twenty minutes. You should say hi."
"Ugh. No."
"Why not? He's kinda cute."
"Look at him. I know he can't bench press his own body weight, so no thank you."
"Dude, don't be such a body fascist."
"Ugh. No."
"Why not? He's kinda cute."
"Look at him. I know he can't bench press his own body weight, so no thank you."
"Dude, don't be such a body fascist."
by StSean November 4, 2009
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To spot an indie fascist, head to your nearest locally owned record store, pretentious coffee shop, or arthouse bar and look for someone wearing a scarf, thick-rimmed glasses, and possibly women's jeans and a beanie. A beard may also be present on some varieties (particularly the northwest indie fascist).
Don't bother arguing about music with them, your tastes are obviously inferior.
To spot an indie fascist, head to your nearest locally owned record store, pretentious coffee shop, or arthouse bar and look for someone wearing a scarf, thick-rimmed glasses, and possibly women's jeans and a beanie. A beard may also be present on some varieties (particularly the northwest indie fascist).
Don't bother arguing about music with them, your tastes are obviously inferior.
I thought Rob was going to tear my head off when I put that Godsmack CD in, that guy's a straight up indie fascist!
by spokomptonjdub May 12, 2008
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James Comey: "Your face has a fascist orange glow, Mr. President. Did a Russian hooker pee on you?"
Donald Trump: "You're fired!"
Donald Trump: "You're fired!"
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