blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.
Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.
by teh pope October 29, 2004
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Wastefield

The town of Westfield Mass., known for blight, four dive bars within extremely short walking distance of one another, just as many liquor stores, just as many churches.
Whenever a business starts up anywhere in downtown Wastefield, it goes under within the year.
by Teh Pope February 27, 2005
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girly men

1. Perjorative word for men who lack machismo, large muscles, luxuriant facial hair or other such tokens of hyper-masculinity.

2. Perjorative word for homosexual men.

3. Insult coined by Saturday Night Live characters Hans and Franz, and mimicked by California governor Arnol Schwartzenager.
You can't even lift a pretzel, you little girly man!
by teh pope August 03, 2004
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Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!
by teh pope July 28, 2004
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shank

Extremely low quality marijuana. Known to cause an intense burning in the throat and lungs with a relatively weak psychoactive effect.

The opposite of dank.

See also bammer.
Bill, Claire and that guy that everyone calls The Eagle were smoking up with that stuff that Hesher Roy sold them. Shit was hella shank.
by Teh Pope March 08, 2005
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poké-con

Pokemon. A popular Japanese trading card game and animatedseries.
I sold all my poké-con cards to the most clueless kid on the block.
by teh pope July 28, 2004
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jacked

1. Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated, particularly in a beligerent fashion.

2. To steal, either covertly or by force any item.
2b. To rob at gunpoint, as one would a bank or convenience store.

3. Cheated, robbed, deprived of an ammount of money or property via a complex scheme or confidence game.
1. Dude, I was so jacked, I could hardly even stand, and I told him, "fuck you bitch," and that was when he kicked me out, and it was all fuzzy after that, but I just woke up in a ditch.

2. I jacked his sun glasses while he wasn't looking
2b. He jacked a McDonalds by an off-ramp, and we don't know what state he's in right now.

3. Dude, are you gonna tell the cops how we got jacked?
by Teh Pope April 09, 2005
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