Essex

Essex, a county in England.

Home of the strutting cuckold.

He's from Essex and that's his wife.

by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Essex

Essex is not a place full of slags covered with make-up so thick that they're orange. I never wear make-up! I don't see the point. Not all parts of Essex are bad. Yeah okay there are some bad parts but not all of them! The girls in Essex don't get pregnant at the age of 16, we get good educations! We have Essex role models like Dame Maggie Smith who played Professor Mcgonagall in the Harry Potter films.

Essex

by Gibber-who-loves-Essex September 14, 2012

Essex

Genarally considered to be a low life slapper.The sort of girl who,s up for it any time with anyone, up against the wall behind the pub in any sort of weather. The sort of dirty tart who would suck a tramps dick if she had,nt been lucky enough to score. They tend to have common names such a Nicky, Sharon, Crystal, and such. In other countries such as America they would attract descriptions such as Ghetto Hoe or Phat Booty, or Crack Hoe.

These types dont always seem to come from essex though and ive met a few in my time form places like Bury St Edmund and other "nice" places.It more of an attitude than a place of origin that tells one she,s an "essex" girl.The one i knew once would shagg anyone, even shagged in public on a bar floor when on a drunken ski holiday. They all seem to have have a few things in common though such as low esteem and an obsession with sex, porn movies and jizz slurping.

by Slapper girl May 30, 2007

Essex

A place located in Baltimore County Maryland, filled with the nicest people in the world. Essex is no comparison for other counties in Maryland, and is amazing next to Dundalk. Essex may be filled with some teethless characters, but some fine people come out of this area.

-Hey! Whats that smell?
-It's Dundalk dude!
-Oh that's right, Essex is much better!

by jiggaloooowhoa June 19, 2008

Essex

Essex is a place formally known as the "tard capital" is is overpopulated with slags and trannywhores. Yet it is a hip place 2 live if u have no ambitions in life

omg look at the essex people, such tards

Wow look i almost got killed by the boy racers again

by essexbynature June 3, 2004

Essex

Home to GanjaUK dot com HQ
The home of good sheet. We run tings!

Essex is the tits!

by GanjaUK dot com September 16, 2003

Essex

Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.

"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009