douchehat

(n) One who's general lack of intelligence is so grotesque, that it is beyond comprehension.

Jason Jou is a fucking douchehat.

by feature January 10, 2004

douchemart

Douchemart is a slang name for any number of stores where douchebags who think that they're too good for Wal-Mart would shop. Ex. Target, Old Navy, Abercrombie, Banana Republic

They didn't have the jeans I wanted at Wally World so I had to go to Douchemart to get them.

by Magikchef01 October 9, 2013

douchenaut

The term for a person who is a mix between a douche and an astronaut.

One who is such a huge douchebag the atmosphere of earth can not contain them and they probe the outer reaches of the douche-galaxy

"Ted was being a douchenaut at the party last night when he pulled his dick out."

"Look at that douchenaut playing hacky-sack."

by Nicholas the What April 22, 2008

douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009

Doucheworthy

A person or thing that is worthy of being a douche.

"I feel really bad for being such a doucheworthy friend."

by Cancelled Genius April 9, 2004

Douchewater

Jon roberts or anyone who drinks douchewater to keep estrogen levels up...this can be useful if you want to grow man boobs or get a higher voice.

"Did you see jon drink that gallon of douchewater...he downed it like a pro"

by austen p August 20, 2006

Douchenator

An assaholic Douchebag

That kid is the douchenator!

by Pelvic Thrust April 18, 2010