A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.
Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.
by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009
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The Tough Guy of the group.
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The Tough Guy of the group.
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If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.
The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.
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Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.
Wow, he totally did.
What a douchebottle.
Wow, he totally did.
What a douchebottle.
by lakesX3 November 11, 2009
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