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Douchemando

A stupid, mean or contemptible person. An asshole. The only person that laughs when a commercial about the genocide in Africa comes up.
Dood, in class today Albert thought it was hilarious that the kids in the video we were watching were starving. What a Douchemando.
by Nate of Fate February 19, 2009
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Doucheon

A person who think that they are God's gift to earth. Usually wears all matching attire from many different extreme sport sponsors. If the stores Pacsun and zZumies had a poster child

The pop punk Travis Barker look-a-likes

The Tough Guy of the group.
Brennan "Lemons" O'Malley

Check out the doucheon with the tilted Famous hat
by jesuschristaldolfyo July 30, 2009
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douchepoint

If we cool air without changing its moisture content, eventually we'll reach a temperature at which the air can no longer hold the moisture it contains. Then water will have to condense out of the air, forming dew or fog. The douchepoint is this critical temperature at which condensation occurs.
The douchepoint is a measure of how moist the air mass itself is; that's why the Weather Channel's new douchepoint maps show us the movement of moist air masses across the country. Ordinarily the douchepoint doesn't vary much during a 24-hour period. Unlike temperature and unlike relative humidity, the douchepoint is usually the same at night as it is the daytime.
by andy1 June 12, 2005
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DoucheMonger

One who mongers much douchery.
Roby, quit being such a DoucheMonger, geez louise!
by shmelenix October 24, 2009
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douchemonster

a classification of a person who does or says monstrously douchesque activity
denise: i could pop more pussy than you if i were a lesbian..... i've popped more pussy than you and i'm straight
toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
by tonidiocy February 16, 2009
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Douchecon Five

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.
by casejake26 August 28, 2009
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douchebottle

A financially stable or upscale douchebag, one who could more likely afford a douche in a bottle over the more lowly bag.
Look at that guy in the BMW, he's clearly going to park in the handicap spot.

Wow, he totally did.

What a douchebottle.
by lakesX3 November 11, 2009
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