DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

by popculturista June 13, 2008

DoucheCon

Term used to describe the gathering of more than one dudebro or frat boy-type. Such gatherings are generally characterized by matching pastel polos with popped collars, white baseball caps, Heineken, and Jagerbombs.

Check out all the popped collars; it's like "DoucheCon '08".

by popculturista June 12, 2008

Douchecon Five

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

by casejake26 August 28, 2009

douchecockery

annoying acts or random actions that are douchey, could also be considered shenanigans

Cut the douchecockery steve im busy

by papaelozo January 21, 2011

Douchecuntary

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.

"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."

by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021

douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.

"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"

by heeheehoho August 11, 2009

Douchecanoe

It's a lightweight craft used by douches to move around on the figurative conversational currents to spread their message of doucheness to new individuals who were blissfully unaware of their existence. It also has cupholders, which is the only redeeming quality of the douchecanoe.

"Wow, did you hear what Jim had to say at the party last night?"
"Yeah, he came from nowhere on his douchecanoe and made everyone feel uncomfortable."

by BounceTigger May 6, 2013