dickfart

The result of inserting a straw into your urethera and inflating your bladder with air in order to expel it in a man kweef of utter devastation. Best applied at close range and post coitus.

Dude, it's called a dickfart. It's kind of self explanitory.

by BJ Giacco December 14, 2007

Dickwarmer

Uncommon phrase synonymous with the human mouth. Generally used by male military personnel, in a derogatory context, directed at other male service members.

Shut your dickwarmers and get back to work, fuckheads!

by thekaji October 7, 2008

dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

DICKFARTER

Dickfarter, someone who farts on a mans dick for fun or guilty pleasure

"That woman is a dickfarter, she farted on my dick"

by SteakSammich January 14, 2021

Dick Wart

Pimple on the dick with the possibility of shitting yourself from being started from it.

Mom!! I I got a dick wart on junk. Oh Fuck! I shit myself!

by Dipshittucan February 25, 2021

Prepubescent dickwat

Used to describe teenagers or adults as a childish nonsensical monkey.

"You prepubescent dickwat! You are the worse example of what an adult is suppose to be"

by Potato Effigy August 21, 2020

dickwort

Similar to a dickhead, but more repulsive; Often used to describe a person in authority who is generally a terrible human being. Common dickworts are trigger happy cops who think all blacks are drug dealers; or unhappy, bad teachers who cite you as late for not being seated right as the bell rings. However, a dickwort can also be snotty little brother, or a fellow employee who smells and lies behind your back.

Did you see Jeb Bush on TV last night? What a dickwort.

by smurfshoe July 1, 2015