Dick Vomit

1) One who swallows so much semen that the stomach has to force-ably remove it by vomiting. (A fucking whore)
2) One who just pisses you off to the point of mass murder.

1) That Dick Vomit will suck anybody.
2) Nick, quit being such a Dick Vomit.

by Dick Vomit (2) October 19, 2012

Dick vomit

A truck driver that stays beside another truck and won’t get out of the way after 1 mile.

Look at this Dick vomit fucking up the interstate

by Gashaulin29 December 14, 2021

Dicktonite

A dick so good, that it brings you to your knees with it's glory and power.

Hey Sharon, he used that Dicktonite on me last night. Had me week and powerless.

by Jawsh00 January 13, 2017

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018

Dickmitten

When your spanking your monkey and the load is coming fast you reach down pull off your sock and cum in it .

My girlfriend has all these unmatched socks because her brother is using them for dickmittens.

by Cinders and HEvil June 27, 2019

dicksmitter

A young kid who get's into trouble and is always fucking around with shit.

Jordan as a young child was a dicksmitter.

by Smittysays September 23, 2022

dicktonite

A visage so loathsome it causes the penis to be rendered completely powerless, incapable of functioning.

Man, that bitch has a lethal dose of dicktonite!

by lucyfur April 13, 2008