dicelexia

Misreading of dice in a board game.

Dave didn't intentionally count incorrectly, he has dicelexia.

by Runwalk1 August 18, 2017

Dickslexia

When your dick gets confused (sexually)

“It’s like a straight dude jerking off to James Charles dressed as a girl, he got dickslexia!”

by ifibackitup February 21, 2020

dicklelickle

Someone who likes to suck dick (such as your cousin)

That kid Joedamien over there is a dicklelickle 😥💦

by Omgbrooooxp April 4, 2016

Dickslexick

The inability to read/view pornographic material due to complete and utter loss of concentration. Usually occurring within the first hour of a drug induced frenetic masturbating frenzy. A common condition resulting directly from ingesting copious amounts of illicit narcotics.

Friend 1: (knocking) Yo dude....you okay in there?... the Bathrooms been locked for like six hours bro... and it's now Sunday"
Friend 2: Yea bro, he dropped five flippers then the porn hit him...he aint dead in there son, He's just blue balls Dickslexick!
Friend 1: Oh shit man! Yo dude get the fuck outta my house!

by ZebVanZandt September 10, 2016

dicklesaur

A dipshit boyfriend.

Amy finally got rid of her dicklesaur.

by Cherrypi007 April 20, 2021

dickslexia

A preference for smaller dicks.

Billy has a tiny penis, so he'll need to find a girl with dickslexia

by pkiff August 6, 2011

Disflexia

A commonly occurring disease a person has when they believe they are jacked or ripped, and they really aren't. It's usually seen in preteens who try to act tough. Often times, short and skinny guys tend to have this syndrome as seen in the tight "muscle" shirts that they wear. Currently the only cure is their own embarrassment.

1) Yo, look at dude in the tight polo

2) yea, I'd kill that fuck. Must have Disflexia though. I feel bad for him really

by Bovice22 October 16, 2009