dead

in the hood dead means to get drunk

we gon get dead tonight ya'll

by butterflypoet December 30, 2005

dead

something that forgot how to wake up

MOM: ".. oh my god, son.. the president is DEAD... he was shot by a farmer riding a camel.."
SON: ".. oh no.. What'd they do to the farmer?"
MOM: "They gave him a time-out for ten minutes and told him not to do it again"
SON: "Wow they're getting harsher on punishment these days, we should protest .. and make up some false allegations of police brutality!"
MOM: "GOOD IDEA"

by juiceshake February 28, 2005

dead

Not living.

Severely lacking living processes, such as, but not limited to, breathing, beating heart, ect.

Bill got shot in the face, and it's at that time we realized he was dead.

by Brian/Larry/Ziggy/Morpheus June 28, 2004

dead

having an appointment with Chuck Norris

"Why isn't Bob Saget hosting America's Funniest Home Videos anymore?"

"He's dead."

by Lupi August 26, 2006

dead

(V) - to put to an end

nah, we deaded that shit a long ass time ago

by the truth September 17, 2004

dead

boring as all hell

this place is dead....lets go to a punk rawk show instead...hey, i rhymed a little.....ha....

by hairy armpits are attacking my head! August 11, 2003

dead

What happens when your cells stop having sex.

Cell: Oh noes! I can't reproduce.

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!

Captain Obvious: YOU ARE DEAD!

by ihatelifemorethanyou January 10, 2010