cuntsoup

(v) A practical joke where one returns a can of soup to the donor with the letters "c," "u," "n," "t," highlighted on the label. Usually chicken soup is used and the can is left on the doorstep. The recipient must be a giant bitch who really has it coming.

"She saw the can sitting outside her door and her mouth dropped open. She couldn't believe she'd just been cuntsouped!!"

by linzwvu May 4, 2005

Cuntslurper

a pussy slurper, who puts pussy over everything

DickJohn: Dude, her pussy was so small I could slurp it as a whole!
AnalFetishJim: Bro, you've licked over a million pussy. You're such a Cuntslurper.

by Jizzproducer69 May 13, 2023

cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntslipper

An exclamation of pain that helps to sooth injury or express regret.

see fucksticks or twatsticles

"Cuntslippers!"

"What?"

"I've just stubbed my toe/I've got the wig but I forgot the moustache."

by sebinho9 June 5, 2010

Cuntflump

An over exaggerated version of the popular british spang word "cunt"

"You fucking cuntflump" -Dave Wrigth 2017

by noodiot October 14, 2021

cuntslapper

One of the homosexual orientation, esp. female who enjoys masturbating her partner.

that chick is a cuntslapper

by Herman_The_Sick June 10, 2003

Cuntelupagus

A big fat cunt who can't keep her big snout out of other peoples' business. A distant, more enormous cousin of an Aardvark. (Rhymes with the Sesame Street character Snuffleupagus.)

We never feared running out of supplies, since every Monday morning, before doing any work, the Cuntelupagus sent a delightfully "cheery" e-mail to us letting us know what we had to buy.

by Krakky McKraken August 5, 2007