crotchrot

The phenomenon of a vagina, labia, or clitoris that smells like a dead trout or maybe even a fart. It's is never pleasant to stick your face in, leaves a stink on your fingers for weeks, and usually leaves a little something in your room/bed sheets for a day or two...or more. Common of soccer and hockey players.

I hate the smell of crotchrot. Close your legs, I'm going to vomit.

by Clutterbuck December 22, 2003

crotchgobbler

one who gives oral sex

Paris Hilton is a crotchgobbler.

by jesusisonlsd December 28, 2006

Crotchpickles

Word given to fillings that fall from a sandwich, burger or kebab on to your crotch / t-shirt. Usually the result of over stuffing. Also look at spillage

Mork : Look at the size of this burger it is huge.
Mindy : yeah but watch out for "crotchpickles"

by Tim Barker November 27, 2007

Crotchcorn

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

crotchrocket

Sport bikes/motorcycles that have a smooth ride and fast speeds

one of the few vehicles i havent ridden on known for racing

by for you to decide July 11, 2003

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

crotchpheasant

A man with an overwhelming, or tickling, beard and mustache that engages in oral sex and subsequently tickles his partner.

Cathy: John went down on me and it tickled.
Julie: That's because he's got that beard. He is such a crotchpheasant.

by sillyfaggot September 4, 2005