crotchpheasant

A man with an overwhelming, or tickling, beard and mustache that engages in oral sex and subsequently tickles his partner.

Cathy: John went down on me and it tickled.
Julie: That's because he's got that beard. He is such a crotchpheasant.

crotchpheasant by sillyfaggot September 4, 2005

crotch pheasant 

A person who incessantly stares at another's crotch, or seems generally obsessed with crotch.

"Stop staring at my crotch you A-grade crotch pheasant!"

crotch pheasant by Taffeta November 25, 2005

Crotch-pheasant 

A man or a woman who can't lay off the cock.

"Slow down Regima! Don't be such a fucking crotch-pheasant!"

Crotch-pheasant by Emotions December 15, 2003

Crotch Pheasant 

An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid

Hey beautiful, what's your name?

Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?

Crotch Pheasant by Bee's Knees! July 5, 2010

Crotch pheasant 

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached

"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....

Crotch pheasant by DP9000 April 16, 2008