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A man with an overwhelming, or tickling, beard and mustache that engages in oral sex and subsequently tickles his partner.
Cathy: John went down on me and it tickled.
Julie: That's because he's got that beard. He is such a crotchpheasant.
Julie: That's because he's got that beard. He is such a crotchpheasant.
by sillyfaggot September 4, 2005
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