rasterbation

The action of masturbation while wearing a Rastafarian hat (preferably with dreadlocks) and smoking large sums of marijuana. Generally those who partake in this activity shout "yaman" at the moment of ejaculation.

Fred: "Hey, you guys wanna have a huge rasterbation session tonight?"
Tad: "You know it!"

by rasterbator1 July 7, 2009

crysterbation

when you cry whilst masterbating

your on the north pole your tears are frozen....crysterbation

by jarnzy November 29, 2010

classterbation

Masterbating with the pinky out.

I was at a high brow function and classterbation was in order.... Masterbation with the pinky out!

by Jujuwee May 7, 2017

Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

Consterbation

Consternation brought on solely by ones own actions and self-inflicted misfortune.

Steve suffered terrible consterbation because he was too lazy to get his taxes done on time.

by Gordon LP March 26, 2008

Crafterbation

The making of arts or crafts for one's own benefit or pleasure. Usually, but not always to the point of completion of that project. Crafterbation may involve hands, fingers, tools, everyday objects, and/or special supplies.

Jane doesn't sell or give away her crafts. She only makes stuff because she enjoys a healthy level of crafterbation.

by Jane Sawyer Makes April 27, 2023

Crysturbation

When one needs to cry, and uses sad fan fiction to help.

When she needs to cry, she uses sad Muke fan fiction to help her through her session of crysturbation.

by BruhItsLoganIdk October 24, 2015