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couthlessness

lacking respect, having little manners or not being smooth, asking for something for free, stealing or mooching
Veronica, have you lost your couthlessness?
Micki couthlessness behavior was do to leaving her couth at Zen.
You have no beer, you let that chic eat my ice cream and you are sleeping with her. Man, you are couthless!
by SkullnScarlett May 21, 2011
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couchable

adj.
having qualitites conducive to gettting fucked on a couch.
Damn, that girl is definitely couchable!
Word, bro! I bet she would make you reach 8-X=P~!
by HappyHenry35 April 22, 2003
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coathanger

what my tv arial currently is
i used my only coathanger to watch tv. now all my clothes hang on chairs
by i want my face to be blurred January 8, 2007
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couthier

A new job nomination for one who gets hired by 'megalibrities', stars, actors or filthy-and-dirty rich fucks to teach them how to eat, talk, walk, wear clothes and act 'social'! In general: couthiness & etiquette.
A couthier and some grips are a star's best friends!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Coutar

A stringed instrument similar to a guitar with the exception of the dual purpose of launching projectile bolts in a manner very similar to that of a crossbow.
"Bard! Where is your weapon?"
"It's right here, sir. My instrument happens to be a coutar."
"That's totally badass!"
"Quite so, sir."
by Rorin. August 26, 2009
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coathanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coathanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 10, 2008
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coughart

coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart

NOUN

PRONOUNCED: cough•fart

The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.
David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.
by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006
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