coughshart

shitting your pants while you cough.

"oh no gayle coughsharted again"

by carlylauren August 6, 2014

Coughart

To deliberately cough in order to mask the inevitable sound of breaking wind.

Can be applied almost anywhere - Exams, Funerals, The Office, In the company of your loved one.

Needs precision timing to avoid extreme embarrasment.

Me:

*Deep breath, for a couple of seconds*
"Cough" *fart* "Cough".

Friend:

You need to brush up on your coughart timing, sir.

by tomharding January 12, 2009

coughart

coughart, cofart, coughfart, cough-fart

NOUN

PRONOUNCED: cough•fart

The act of breaking wind, or farting, while you are coughing. Sometimes associated with COUGHSHART, which is the act of breaking wind so violently that you end up shitting your pants through a fart, while coughing.

David heard Ellie's COUGHART while he was getting high. He laughed and told her she was lucky that she didn't COUGHSHART all over her panties.

by ghost_hunter October 24, 2006

coughshite

When you cough and shit yourself.

My cat did it on my dad's keys 😂🙀🤣

My cat coughshited 😂

by Lammcgf October 4, 2019

coughfarting

When you're cough so hard you start farting simultaneously...

I coughed so hard I started coughfarting..

by Ms.kflo222 December 19, 2015

Coughart

When a fart comes out at the same time as a cough.

"He started coughing and I heard a coughart come out."

by Applapple June 5, 2018

CoughShaming

When someone is shamed for coughing in a public area e.g. a workplace

Gary: *Coughs*

Sandip: Why is that rapscallion coughing in my general direction.

Daniel: Dude that's coughshaming

by Dan_N452 November 17, 2022