What an inmate in prison should do when and if they drop the soap in the shower.
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
If you bend over, you're practically asking for it. So be smart.
CROUCH
John crouched down to pick up soap he dropped one time, and none of the inmates could get their sorry VD infested penises in John's anus.
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Without doubt, the finest footballer taller than eight feet in the universe. With an uncanny knack for unravelling his telescopic legs Peter Crouch was able to dominate world football for a generation, winning the FA Cup in 2006, the English League in 2008, the world cup in 2010 and becoming president of the Galaxy a short time later. Peter Crouch is a hero of our time.
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
Get the Peter Crouch mug.A character in the Harry Potter universe, thought to be fictional until he surfaced on facebook, apparently seeking his master Lord Voldemort. Assumed dead after receiving the Dementor's Kiss, Crouch was revealed to be alive and well, convinced that he had located his erstwhile master at Pembroke College, Oxford. Crouch has since risen to prominence in Pembroke society, antagonising students and facing an uncertain future after his 'master' refused to acknowledge him. It is believed Crouch has been reported to facebook authorities several times for numerous offences, including bullying, racism and sexual harrassment of his master.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Despite being unpopular with VoldeMort, Crouch has become 'friends' with many Pembrokians; he appears disinterested, though, his only correspondence with these pupils limited to petty insults (in slurs which normally relate to what he perceives as their inferior blood status).
Still convinced, though, that he has finally located his master at Pembroke College, Crouch shows no signs of wanting to disappear from the public eye.
Barty Crouch told me to vote for Tom Riddle in the OUSU Presidential elections. He said if I didn't, an army of imperiused muggles would "punch me 'til I bleed"
by Johnty12 December 7, 2009
Get the Barty Crouch mug.The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.
Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.
by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010
Get the crouch lump mug.Cotching is just sit in front of television, food prepration needs to be made with drinks and either watch a movie or play games on a console, at the same time have a laptop next to you so you can chat and a phone to speak on
simples.
simples.
by Olsmhuman March 15, 2010
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The act of pushing someone over, who is in the crouched position.. thus crouch raping them.
Also whilst doing this, you must say "crouch rape."
The act of pushing someone over, who is in the crouched position.. thus crouch raping them.
Also whilst doing this, you must say "crouch rape."
by LOL-lipop October 25, 2010
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