Complag

Verb.

To brag while pretending to complain.

Jake is always complagging about how tiresome it is to be making art in Europe.

I was complagging about the fact that since August 28th, I've been on fourteen flights. But it really is hard on my back!

by Darren O'Donnell November 14, 2007

complainer

A type of person whose only way of speaking is through non stop complaining. We all know someone like this, and we all hate someone like this. Beware a complainer, because once they find a vent they won't let that person go until they are a complainer themselves. Ironically the first symptom of becoming a complainer is complaining about a complainer who complained to you about something so miniscule it could not even be called a complaint unless of course it comes out of a complainer's mouth. As you can see I really hate complainers, and actually by defining this I myself am becoming a complainer...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

Me:Hey man whats up? Did you have a good breakfast?
Complainer:Good breakfast? Let me tell you about my good breakfast. First I slipped on a sock getting out of bed which caused me to slightly graze my shoulder, and then of course I almost, ALMOST, tripped down the stairs, thank god my brothers fucking dirty laundry which I asked him to take care of yesterday was there on the stairs to start the whole tripping fiasco, thats how my brekfast was!!!
Me:...Goddammit
Complainer: I had Pop-Tarts by the way.

by Blake Donahue July 21, 2008

Vaginal Complacency

When a man has low self-esteem and latches on to the first piece of scuz that looks in his direction at a bar. This illness usually results in the dismay of subject's friends as well as an over-inflated sense of accomplishment

Look at the pig Joe is talking to. My god, his vaginal complacency is at it's all time worst.

by tactrash April 23, 2008

coolats

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

by Sarah May 13, 2005

Complanion

Particulate slang for companion, used for an affectionate connotation. Properly spoken with a defiant, swish-like motion of long sleeves; high-pitched voice and an intent of affectionate emotions.

Jane: *in a squeaky voice* "My complanion, let us go on an adventure!"

Larry: *in a slightly less squeaky voice* "Where would I be without my complanion?"

by Belgian Eggroll June 12, 2016

Stout Complaint

Lucas John "Luke" Helder (born May 5, 1981) also known as the Midwest Pipe Bomber, is an American domestic terrorist and former University of Wisconsin–Stout student from Pine Island, Minnesota. In 2002, while attending the University of Wisconsin–Stout, Helder planned to plant pipe bombs in mailboxes across the United States to create a smiley face shape on the United States map.
Less than a year after a University of Wisconsin-Stout student was charged with planting pipe bombs in mailboxes, a second UW-Stout student faces criminal charges related to the devices. The 19-year-old student was charged Monday with possessing explosives after being found with 11 pipe bombs in his dorm room.

"If I had a nickel for every time a Stout engineering student made Stout Complaints, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
"Don't get so heated you send a Stout Complaint"
"Some diabolical separatist organizations sent Stout Complaints to their opponents"
"There are tutorials on building Stout Complaints which I wholeheartedly disavow."

by fortnitegameing April 13, 2023

Complainiment

-noun

Compliments disguised as complaints, usually (if not always) in regard to oneself.

Speaker 1: "I can't stand these size two jeans. There's nothing in my closet that seems to match."

Speaker 2: "Enough with the complainiments already, Speaker 1!"

by Westywordz March 11, 2011