colonbom

Somebody who lets down the entire country or colony with their birth and disgraces them every second of their life.

grifter is a colonbom of Australia.

by grifter's mum April 6, 2003

Colóntonio

The act of having your asshole licked in and around the rim. Then making out with the person who has pleasured your asshole.

Chris: “Hey Brian don’t tell the guys, but is it weird my girlfriend ate my ass, then we made out?”
Brian: “Chris, that’s call a Colóntonio, and it’s both weird and discussing, and I’m definitely going to tell the guys.”

by TheCapt17 June 23, 2021

Colonbi

A place where Joel's mama gives out handies.

Hey are you going to Colonbi?

Hell yea its half off fridays!

by Walter Mcgee July 9, 2021

Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.

Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Coonboy

Someone with very large eye circles, usually dark. Sometimes caused by lack of sleep, and other times by just plain old bad genetics. The physical trait ends up making you resemble the face of a raccoon, due to the black circles around the raccoons eyes. Not intended as a racist slang.

John: Hey coonboy, you're a fag!
Coonboy: Fuck you John, at least my dick isn't circumcised!
John: Ha! What a loser!

by What a Loser April 25, 2013

psychological colonoscopy

A tedious event where a person or a group of people interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential daughter-in-law or son-in-law.

It was a rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated, interrogated, questioned

by joecoolthefool December 4, 2014

colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014