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Someone with very large eye circles, usually dark. Sometimes caused by lack of sleep, and other times by just plain old bad genetics. The physical trait ends up making you resemble the face of a raccoon, due to the black circles around the raccoons eyes. Not intended as a racist slang.
John: Hey coonboy, you're a fag!
Coonboy: Fuck you John, at least my dick isn't circumcised!
John: Ha! What a loser!
Coonboy by What a Loser April 25, 2013

Lenrod Cornboy 

/lenräd kôrnboi/

The aftermath of a canine bowel eruption.
My dog ate a wheel of cheese last week and this morning I found a lenrod cornboy in the middle of the living room.
Lenrod Cornboy by WeedFart May 1, 2019

Coolboyman 

The artist who created the account Strawberry Clock as a joke and accidentially spawned the Clock Crew He now spends most of his time doing collabs with other artists.
Strawberry Clock: I'm really coolboyman, now you are going to all hate me.

Clock Crew: B for life!
Coolboyman by Connect the Dots September 6, 2005

coonboofer 

One who engages in sexual contact with racoons.
Devin is a real coonboofer.
coonboofer by devinthecoonboofer December 10, 2013
A person, most likely your business acquaintance or close friend, who is overtly obsessed with anything that has to do with cryptocurrency (such as Bitcoin or Ethereum).
"How's your BTC doing, coinboy?"

"Dude, have you heard George quit the office yesterday? He said the last Bitcoin surge made him tens of G's."
- "Ah, you mean that coinboy."
Coinboy by nomajor October 19, 2017
Conboy is the name of an Irish clan. It is also a surname. The surname derives from the Gaelic O'Conbhuide meaning "descendant of the yellow hound", "yellow hound", and "fast runner." The name was first found in northwest Ireland in the province of Ulster. Generally, people with Conboy as their surname commonly have red, dark brown or black hair; some also have lighter hair such as light brown or blonde but it is less common. During the Great Famine of Ireland back in 1845 to 1849, the majority of the Conboys were sent of to Canada and the United States of America due to poverty. The families were relocated around the area of lake Ontario. But poverty did not affect the families for long. Many doctors, lawyers, and scientist share the same surname; Conboy
Have you tried "Conboy maple syrup" yet?
Conboy by GaelicGladiator119 December 29, 2019
When a friend leaves you to play another game or talk to a crush for hours upon hours.
Example 1:

Person 1: "Wow, I can't believe he just left us to talk to his girlfriend!"

Person 2: "Yeah, he really Cornboyed us, huh?"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Did he leave us to go play Overwatch again?"

Person 2: "He really needs to stop being a Cornboy."
Cornboy by lloydzx35 July 6, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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