nolanoscopy's definitions

colonoscope

When playing a first person shooter, such as Call of Duty. One sneaks upon an unknowing victim, aims down sights through a scope at their anus/colon, and fires bullets relentlessly till the person dies.

"I was playing COD this afternoon when i snuck up on a newb and colonoscoped him."

"Aw man! that dude gave me a colonoscope"

by nolanoscopy October 29, 2014

Charlie Kirked

When hate fucking a racist, you pull out and cum on their neck

She was spewing all this white supremacy nonsense on our date. So when she invited me to her place after I Charlie Kirked her ass

by nolanoscopy September 11, 2025