cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

Octopussies

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙

You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019

Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

by The Fish. October 19, 2009

Octopussoir

The Name of a fetish circling around women having any type of tentacle appendage in, around, and/or as their female reproductive organ.

Did you see Princess Clara, her Octopussoir was really making a scene when she approached that sweet respectable gentleman of humble origins.

by Hentai Scholar December 24, 2012

cockpussy

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

octopussy

A particularly nasty vagina often times resembling a deep-sea creature.

Guy 1: Dude how was that chick last night? Was she good?

Guy 2: No way man, she has a total octopussy.

by Trevor is the kewlesy March 9, 2009