Davy Cockett

The act of firing your love musket on her face, followed by her screaming "Remember the Alamo!"

Did you and Susan have a good time last night?


Yeah, we fooled around for a while and then I gave her a good ol' fashion Davy Cockett.

by everything's bigger in texas April 20, 2009

Cockfetus

A fetus who cannot get enough cock.

Jane: Man, my unborn child is such a cockfetus.
Katey: Mine too.

by Matt Turnbull October 28, 2006

cockletwat

Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008

Rocket cocket

When you stick your dick into your butthole, then you fart it out.

Last night i did a rocket cocket and got shit on my dick by accident!

by Ctross719 June 6, 2018

cockretarded

A condition that mainly affects nieve young girls. It's cause is insecurity and a deep dependence for and an unwillingness to live without cock. Onset is quick with only one result ~ stupidity. This condition can also affect hoebags ~ see definition.

"She done gone cockretarded!"
"What does she see in him?", "Nothin' she's just gone cockretarded."

by MMMM Beer June 7, 2009

cocket

its a locket with that picture that rests upon my most beloved organ to signify how much i love andy

with andy i have to go all the way and get a cocket.. what if some otha nigga swoops in on mah shawty like dat

by iluvandy April 17, 2010

cockjew

A comglomerate of two common insult terms, the cockjew is someone who is either a jerk, doing something lame, or a combination of many such things.

Ben is such a cockjew for looking at all of that horse porn in front of his lady.

by Reisser April 28, 2004