Cockfetus

A fetus who cannot get enough cock.

Jane: Man, my unborn child is such a cockfetus.
Katey: Mine too.

by Matt Turnbull October 28, 2006

Cocktus Jack

when you take the travis scott meal toy from McDonalds and cover it in cactus spikes then shove it up your ass

"hey bro you get the travis scott meal?"
"yeah i got it with a side of cocktus jack"
"sweet"

by CocktusJack September 21, 2020

Cocktus

After a man shaves his never-regions and leaves prickly stubble, his cock and balls temporarily resembles a skin coloured cactus, thus becoming a cocktus.

Hey Jenny, how did it go with Iain last night, did he give you a night to remember?

He sure did! I think he shaved his pubes a few days ago because it felt like he shoved a cactus up my vag! It’s was so fucking prickly, and now it’s sooo itchy down there...

Ohh dammmn Jenny! Iain stuck you with his cocktus, we all been there! Get some Sudocrem on that shit!

by LordCowPat October 7, 2020

Cocketship

When you fuck a girl less than 3 hours after meeting her.

Wow, that amanda girl hopped right on my cocketship.

by PitBoyz June 12, 2010

Cocktus

A small cactus plant that looks like a cock. Daithi de Nogla came up with it in a GMod Scary Maps vid in 2015

Danny: I love my new cactus
Frank: Ha it looks like a cocktus. Get it cuz it looks like a cock😂

by Julius_Caesar June 7, 2016

Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

by McMunchie April 13, 2008

cockfetti

another word for cum

dude, i totally got cockfetti on the chicks back last night.

by logan and zach May 13, 2008