cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks

I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING

by BigD716 February 19, 2009

Cuckflake

A nickname given to Donald Trump and/or his supporters.

Resign from the presidency, cuckflake.

Poor cuckflake can be all racist and act like a badass until things get real.

by Wizquifa April 18, 2018

cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)

I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.

by kymcleod October 17, 2003

Cockflake

An insult that no one can beat

Your friend: Poop face
You: slime-donged cockflake !
Your friend: I can't beat that ...
You: IN YOUR FACE!

by Awesome McAwesom Pants August 19, 2011

cockflocker

to have sex with four places on her body 1. the pooter 2. the mouth 3. the pussy 4. the hole in her neck

i cant believe you gave a her a cockflocker

by neck buster April 11, 2011

cockflap

A hybrid of cock (penis) and flap (labia). Obviously in this masculine context, the 'flap' component takes on a new non-specific connotation, though probably equates to foreskin.

Used as a term of abuse: "You total fucking cockflap!"

by Harry Garry Larry Barry Parry November 16, 2007