cockadile 

1. A rare species of crocodile, that was shaped like a penis. It has been reported that the species is gay, as their method of breeding is by headbutting each other, which is probably why they are almost, if not already, extinct. Which brings up the question of how did they get here in the first place?

2. A weak insult often referring that he's "gay" (not literally in most cases).

1. Look over there! It's those damn cockadiles having gay sex again.

2. Jared is a fucking cockadile in that pink shirt.

cockadile by schniggleh April 3, 2005

cockwad

An Idiot

You fucking cockwad!

cockwad by BongWaterBob September 9, 2003

cockcident 

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

cockcident by Mike Beach June 18, 2006

cockade 

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

cockade by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm 

The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.

"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."

double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

Cockcausian 

A caucasian gay or straight male who enjoys colored penis

Terry is a Irish fag, that makes him a cockcausian.

Cockcausian by pinchichicano October 14, 2010

cockadoodledoo 

1. call of a rooster in the morning, generally a waking call

2. extremely massive penis of any mammal, causing exclamation

3. any exclamation from an exotic dancer, generally reffering to their highly excitable sexual state

"you filthy rooster shut up your cockadoodling!"

"fuck damn look at that cockadoodledoo on Brad!"

"ohhhhh man thats great Bob... ohhh.. COCKADOODLEDOO... ohhhh BOB damn.. harder... COCKADOODLEDOO!"

cockadoodledoo by Rachel Fuhrman June 11, 2006