The worst virtual website in existence. It goteven worse once Disney bought it.
Guy 1: Club Penguin SUCKS! You have to pay for a membership to do anything! And once you membership expires, Anything you bought as a member, you can't wear! I'd rather be on a CPPS!
The best game in the world . Non stop action . It really just butters my egg roll. I cant stop thinking about it . I think about it 4 times a day it makes me sweaty and moist all at the same time . I just love it so much I cant help but to get wet .
An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!
Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!