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Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Club Penguin

A dank-ass game only for MLG noscopers and memers and illuminati confirm
by Return To Sender (Haskell) September 22, 2015
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Club Penguin

My child has had a Club Penguin account since 2007! She begged and begged me for a membership after a week! We still paid the recurring membership until 2012 and it cost almost 400 bucks! She was addicted to it even in high school and lost friends at school while trying to earn coins! I caught her playing last year and she was blowing another penguin! Don't let your child play Club Penguin if you know what's good for you!
by bluerayo October 17, 2013
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Club Penguin

A dating site for 6-8 year olds.
"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"
by melaniestar May 26, 2016
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Club Penguin

A virtual game involving changing you outfit, igloo, and friends. An internet game which is played by kids in different languages.
by Mr. Burns Armies April 28, 2013
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Club penguin

By far the best game in History
We lost it too soon
RIP
by Kassmander March 2, 2019
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Club Penguin

An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!
Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!
by Lonon9856 December 31, 2012
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