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Club Penguin

An interactive online site for kids that you go on during vacation because you're just too damn bored. I played this shit for five years and it's the best shiznit iv'e ever done! It's fucking amazing, like a godamn orgasm while getting blowjob from an orca whale. Feels like motherfucking penguins are up my ass!!! Make an account!!!

Nicole - vacation just started, and I'm so bored! What should I do???
Daniel - How about you check out Club Penguin? It's awesome!

by Lonon9856 December 31, 2012