churched

absolutely screwed, shit out of luck, an unfortunate turn of events, opposite the desired outcome, boned in the ass metaphorically, in some form of trouble, unpredictable event that did not go in your favor

Completely forgot Chic-fil-a was closed on Sunday's, that's some bullshit, I'm churched.

We missed the iPhone presale at 6am, can't believe it sold out in 30 seconds, we're churched.

My x just got to the bar we're at with her new fuckboy of a boyfriend from Santa Monica, wtf, I'm churchd' *SMH*

by sailingjerryjones November 6, 2017

churchs

places of prayer. buds of brown decent with smell of jamaican weed.

im goin to church on sunday. im smokin that ill asss churches brown shit fucks me up.

by adammerf May 17, 2004

Churchen

Washington DC slang term. A person who is always conversing about the lord, when you see them. weather or not the topic is brought up.

Joe: man i hate it when harry comes around
Moe: yea youngen always churchen

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

churched

when a woman gets it in the ass

She got churched last night.

by mnm18 December 14, 2009

churcherly

adjective, describing something church-like, or religious.

¨That is a very Churcherly shirt, Barbra.¨

by Barbra Birch May 9, 2023

churchcest

The practice of intermarriage or romantic involvement exclusively within a specific church or cult, reminiscent of incest but uniquely confined to the idiosyncratic boundaries of that religious enclave. This peculiar custom is particularly prevalent among cultish subgroups that fervently cling to their eccentricity, using intertwined love within their exclusive circle as a method to safeguard their distinct beliefs.

In a surprising twist, the church has witnessed a paradigm shift, with churchcestuous relationships shedding their scandalous reputation and becoming an integral part of the community's fabric.

by rixlayer November 24, 2023

Cal Chuchesta

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.

Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!

Melon: *holds up red flannel*

by hans_chavez March 2, 2024