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Definitions by hans_chavez

Monkey News 

A cult classic radio/podcast feature on "The Ricky Gervais Show", in which Karl Pilkington tells Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant a ludicrous story about some monkey(s), which is always equally retarded and hilarious.
"Ooh, CHIMPFANCY THAT it's monkey news ya fuckigrrrcnt..."

"He drove to Spain"

"DON'T TALK SHIT"
Monkey News by hans_chavez June 5, 2024

Cal Chuchesta 

Anthony Fantano's whack roommate. He is dieting after the doctor told Anthony that he was feeding him too many protein bars.
Cal Chuchesta: Nooooo not my boy Jaden, Jaden Smith is the bestest rapper ever! He's deep!

Melon: *holds up red flannel*
Cal Chuchesta by hans_chavez March 2, 2024
A man who wants the finest wines known to humanity. He wants them here and he wants them now.
Stop saying that Withnail of course he's the fucking farmer!
Withnail by hans_chavez March 14, 2023

Ludovico's Technique 

A scientific trial ran by the government in the fictional book/film "A Clockwork Orange" which attempts to reform criminal Alex DeLarge into a functioning member of society.

It entails forcing criminals to watch videos of horrific acts such as rape and murder (both of which Alex participated in prior to his arrest) with drugs which make him feel sick. The scientists in the story believed, correctly according to the book, that this would make the criminal feel sickened by the acts after the treatment was over.

It has various side effects (such as sickness when exposed to the music of the videos) and was criticised by the narrative as it doesn't change the criminal's desires, just their potential to act.
ludovico's technique is a sin!!
Ludovico's Technique by hans_chavez February 24, 2023
"I run a successful business, fully operated by slaves"
Slave by hans_chavez February 21, 2023