To have someone take you for granted, then extract some kind of currency, be it work, money, time or effort from you and then lie, cheat and act dishonestly to you and in some cases blame you for the problem.
what, he left owing you two grand for the work you did and changed his number? you've been totally Churchered.
1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.
Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.