Choofy

Skinny Australian Stoner

That dude's a total choofy

by PogoRoo November 14, 2020

choofter

A participant of weed consumption who shows particularly poor etiquette.

Or

The lad in a group of mates who just won't pass on that bud.

Oi Cottos been nursing that joint for hours, what a choofter.

by linanesy September 7, 2016

Chooft

Chooft is the state of mind a person has when he/she had smoked an ungodly amount of pot, the feeling in simple terms is like being couch-locked while standing

Me and john got chooft out of our minds last night

by Ya boi tz October 20, 2020

Choof and Guff

A term used to describe the act of smoking marijuana while demonstrating trivial, often-comedic humor. Used primarily in a lighthearted way to convey hilarity. (Smoking marijuana is not a necessary precursor.)

Hey, friends! It's time to choof and guff while playing video games with our friends on the internet!

by TheDrewBlue November 30, 2022

Choofis

A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.

Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...

by thatginganinja February 16, 2010

Choof

1970's surfer slang for sub par. Something that sucks or is lame.

"Man, I drove all the way out to the beach and the surf was totally choof."

by sonsofspartacus October 23, 2008

Choofing Season

A combination of both Cheating and Cuffing season. That special time of the year when you wanna boo, but you also wanna fuck everything. There's no laws during choofing season!

Hey bro, do you think its bad that I fucked that girl when I've been messing around with that other girl?
Hell nah bro, it's Choofing Season!!

by BigDaddyJoy October 27, 2019